" It's not a phase, mom. You just don't understand me. " - Dante Somewhere between the "teenage angst" stage and the "pre-teen boy band" stage, Dante takes everything far too seriously, and is just as melodromatic to match. He spends most of his time wallowing in caves and under trees, claiming that the sunlight is "too hard on his broken soul", and oddly enough, his mother fully approves of this odd attitude. He's styled himself as the Young Prince of Darkness, and has a secret weakness for sweets.