Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe. What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago, just for you. Oh wait, this is you, right? I mean who could recognize you with all that gear, and ruggedness , baby? I'll tell you who: Me! Be-bee-ba-boo-bo-da... Scaramouche the Merciless! The Pied-Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby! Also known as... Aku's most favorite assassin, babe.

A real piece of work. Loud, annoying, and unapologetic. He has a tendency to get... destructive when he's bored. Very, VERY violent; plus, he's a troublemaker too. Be careful about leaving him alone with others, even though he seems amicable. If he gets into a fight, it's hard to pull him away or point the blame towards him; he'll talk himself into innocence. One of his favorite activities is stalking other tokotas.