Cake is a big fat lump of oversized mush. He thinks that he is the size of a cupcake when he is infact a very oversized extravagant , double layer birthday cake, and will attempt to curl up in his handler's lap if given the chance. The key thing is to never ever sit down near him or else there is a very real possibility that you will be squished to death. If you are with him and you are exhausted and need to rest the wise thing to do is sit ontop of him before he can sit down ontop of you. Cake is overly loyal to those he bonds to and will lay his life down for you if you can manage to form a bond with him. He is eager to please and ultra sweet. He loves cake.